Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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