ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
