its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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