would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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