Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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