so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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