Can Purell be used as lube?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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