I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I had to cum in my sink.
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