people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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