Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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