yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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