A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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