So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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