did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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