Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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