Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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