He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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