this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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