I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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