Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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