If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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