STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Where is the hickey?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Terrible idea I love it
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
