just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
vagina is talking i cant
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
porn star boner night. come get it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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