haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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