Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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