I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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