i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I have post one night stand depression
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
