Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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