Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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