We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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