She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's just like the Real World with babies
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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