the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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