would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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