I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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