So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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