Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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