I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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