I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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