Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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