break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm having to shit out rocks
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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