If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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