He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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