Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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