She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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