I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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