We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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