Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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