that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think I am morally bankrupt
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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