: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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