small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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